Please Accept My Most Saturnine Birthday Wishes, My Melancholic Friend: A Caption Contest

Caption Contest!

I’m working on a birthday card, because melancholiacs, Goths, and ghosts have birthdays too. (Or do they…?) I guess it could work for ghosts who are graduating from high school and college too.

Comment with your best caption for this festive ghost birthday card. If I use it, I’ll send you one for free so that you can wish your favorite specter a very special day.

I’d like to come up with something better than “Have a BOOrific Birthday!” or “Hope your birthday is TERRORific!” or “Blank inside.”

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